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My Resume

AeN · Calgary, AB · dontemailmeyetplz@gmail.com

OBJECTIVE

Professional dumbass, exceptionally talented.

SKILLS (these are all lies I have no skills)

HTML 4.0 & JavaScript · Perl 5 / CGI · Java 1.1 applets · C/C++ · Visual Basic 6 · Linux (Slackware) · Photoshop 5.5 · types 25 WPM · really good at e-mailling

EXPERIENCE

Lead — Virgin Mobile 1997 - 2025
Laid off when I met your mom.

EDUCATION

Got some. Likely going to get more. Kinda want to spend everyday learning for the rest of my life.